FAMOUS FACES (AND TRAITORS) - PAGE 21
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Marco Rubio

- Saddam Hussein as Nicolas Maduro.
- Saddam Hussein as Muammar Gaddafi.
- Marco Rubio as Bajram Begaj.
- Marco Rubio as Mike Huckabee.
- Miguel Díaz-Canel as Bajram Begaj.
- Marco Rubio as Enver Hoxha.
- Marco Rubio as Miguel Díaz-Canel.
- Miguel Díaz-Canel as Muammar Gaddafi.
- Marco Rubio as Muammar Gaddafi.
- Marco Rubio as Nicolás Maduro.
- Marco Rubio as Saddam Hussein.
- Marco Rubio as Ferdinand Marcos.
- Marco Rubio as Fidel Castro.
- Marco Rubio as Massoud Pezeshkian.
- Marco Rubio as Nizar Amidi.
- Marco Rubio as Jassim Al Thani.
- Marco Rubio as Luigi Mangione.
- Marco Rubio as Charlie Kirk.
- Marco Rubio as Joe Biden.
- Marco Rubio as Mad Dog Jim Mattis.
- Marco Rubio as Rex Tillerson.
- Marco Rubio as Bibi Netanyahu.
- Jim Carrey as Bibi Netanyahu.
- Marco Rubio as Jim Carrey.

- Impostor uses AI to impersonate Rubio and contact foreign and U.S. officials.
- The State Department is warning U.S. diplomats of attempts to impersonate Secretary of State Marco Rubio and possibly other officials using technology driven by artificial intelligence, according to two senior officials and a cable sent last week to all embassies and consulates.
- The warning came after the department discovered that an impostor posing as Rubio had attempted to reach out to at least three foreign ministers, a U.S. senator and a governor, according to the July 3 cable, which was first reported by The Washington Post.

Fascinating

Saddam Hussein as Nicolas Maduro

All of them!

- Youtube: Saddam Maduro - Fittest Flat Earther.
- Guess what Saddam Hussein and Nicolas Maduro are played by the same fallen angel today!

 

Saddam Hussein as Nicolas Maduro

Twins

- Dick Cheney’s Final Words: Is Nicolás Maduro Really Saddam Hussein?
- Has Saddam Hussein's Iraq been recycled and transformed into Nicolás Maduro, the current president of Venezuela?
- This was the question posed by Dick Cheney, the former Secretary of State of the USA and the architect of the War on Terror.
- 'Think about it,' said Cheney to a packed room of Fox News correspondents.
- 'The US invaded Iraq, toppled Saddam Hussein, and witnessed Maduro's rise to power after Chavez.'
- 'But then Saddam’s body disappeared! We never saw his body or his burial place after his execution.'
- Puffing his chest out, Mr Cheney said, 'We need to invade Venezuela. Please,' adding it posed a threat to American national security and was in possession of weapons of mass destruction.
- It was at this point that Cheney toppled, screaming about burning flesh.
- He was pronounced dead an hour later.

Saddam Hussein as Muammar Gaddafi

Saddam Hussein 1937-2006 4/28    12/30 President of Iraq	Muammar Gaddafi 1942-2011    6/7   10/20 President of Libya
They're all in on it

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Marco Rubio as Bajram Begaj

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Bajram Begaj 1967 3/20 President of Albania, military officer
Little Marco

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Marco Rubio as Enver Hoxha

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Enver Halil Hoxha 1908-1985 10/16   4/11 First Secretary of the Party of Labour of Albania
Iron Fist of Albania

- Enver Hoxha: The Most Insane Dictator.
- The former villa of dictator Enver Hoxha in the former Blloku area of ​​Tirana has been engulfed in flames.
- Protesters attacked the building with a barrage of Molotov cocktails, 54 of them, while the fire in the building was extinguished within a few minutes.

Marco Rubio as Mike Huckabee

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Michael Dale Huckabee 1955 8/24 Politician, Baptist minister, diplomat
The Huckster

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Miguel Díaz-Canel as Bajram Begaj

Miguel Díaz-Canel 1960 4/20   President of Cuba	Bajram Begaj 1967 3/20 President of Albania, military officer
Díaz-Condom

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Marco Rubio as Miguel Díaz-Canel

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Miguel Díaz-Canel 1960 4/20   President of Cuba
El Singao

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Miguel Díaz-Canel as Muammar Gaddafi

Miguel Díaz-Canel 1960 4/20   President of Cuba	Muammar Gaddafi 1942-2011    6/7   10/20 President of Libya
Day and Night

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Marco Rubio as Muammar Gaddafi

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Muammar Gaddafi 1942-2011    6/7   10/20 President of Libya
Mad Dog of the Middle East

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Marco Rubio as Nicolás Maduro

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Nicolás Maduro Moros 1962 11/13 President of Venezuela, prisoner
Dictator

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Fascinating

- Rubio wearing the same track suit as Maduro was wearing when Maduro was arrested.
- He said it was 'no contest' because he had his track suit first.

 

Marco Rubio as Saddam Hussein

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Saddam Hussein 1937-2006 4/28   12/30 President of Iraq, prisoner
Butcher of Baghdad

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Marco Rubio as Ferdinand Marcos

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Ferdinand Emmanuel Edralin Marcos Sr. 1917-1989 9/11   9/28 President of the Philippines
Macoy

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Marco Rubio as Fidel Castro

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Fidel Castro 1926-2016 8/13   11/25 President of Cuba
El Comandante

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Marco Rubio as Massoud Pezeshkian

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Dr. Massoud Pezeshkian 1954 9/29 President of Iran, heart surgeon
The Doctor

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Marco Rubio as Nizar Amidi

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Nizar Mohammed Saeed Amidi 1968 2/8 President of Iraq
Kurdish

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Marco Rubio as Jassim Al Thani

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman bin Jassim Jaber Al Thani 1980 11/1 Prime Minister of Qatar
Knight of the Blockade

- His government maintains deep diplomatic, economic, and military ties with Washington, heavily facilitating communication and negotiations between the US and regional adversaries.
- Qatar even hosts the largest US military facility in the Middle East, Al Udeid Air Base.
- Frequently works directly alongside US officials (such as collaborating closely with the Trump administration).
- You cannot kiss your wife in public in Qatar. Public displays of affection (PDA)—whether it involves kissing, hugging, or intimate caresses—are strictly prohibited by local law and Islamic customs, even for married couples.
- The 72-hour intimacy rule is a relationship and marriage guideline that suggests couples should not go longer than three days (72 hours) without engaging in some form of physical or emotional intimacy.

 

Marco Rubio as Luigi Mangeone

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Luigi Nicholas Mangione 1998 5/6 United Healthcare assassin
The Adjuster

Marco Rubio as Charlie Kirk

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Charles James Kirk 1993-2025 10/14  9/10 Right-wing political activist, entrepreneur, and media personality
Smush

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Marco Rubio as Joe Biden

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. 1942 11/20 46th president of the U.S.
Beijing Biden / Sleepy Joe / Genocide Joe

- Rubio orders return to Times New Roman font over 'wasteful' Calibri, reversing a change made under the Biden administration.
- Calibri is a modern, sans-serif typeface known for its warm, rounded corners and high readability commissioned by Microsoft and designed by Dutch type designer Lucas de Groot in 2004, it served as the default font for the Microsoft Office suite from 2007 to 2024
- In late 2025, the State Department reversed this decision under Secretary of State Marco Rubio, reverting to Times New Roman in a move to restore traditional correspondence and roll back diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) policies.

Corporate religion

- While Calibri is not a religion, the typeface has occasionally found itself at the center of political and cultural controversies that mirror the fervor of religious or ideological debates.
- In administrative and office environments, strict adherence to specific fonts (like Calibri vs. Arial or Times New Roman) is often humorously referred to as a 'corporate religion.'

New Roman

- Before Vatican trip, Rubio defends Trump remarks on Pope Leo over Iran.
- Marco Rubio's faith journey includes multiple baptisms (Catholic and LDS), making the term 'baptismal font' refer to different traditions in his history.
- At around age 8, his family moved to Las Vegas and converted to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
- Rubio's Mormon past comes to light, where he was baptized by immersion
- He later convinced his family to return to Catholicism Marco Rubio's book explains why he left Mormonism as a teenager.
- Both Biden and Rubio's Catholic faith strongly influences his political identity and policy positions.

Marco Rubio as Mad Dog Jim Mattis

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	James Norman Mattis 1950 9/8 26th U.S. Secretary of Defense
Mad Dog (disliked his nickname)

- Senator Marco Rubio was highly supportive of Jim Mattis during his 2017 nomination and he actively backed the retired general, citing Mattis's 'unparalleled level of real-world experience' and his clear-eyed view of global threats
- In late 2018, the relationship between Mattis and Trump deteriorated, largely due to policy disagreements over withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria and Afghanistan.
- Mattis abruptly submitted his resignation letter.
- At the time, Rubio openly criticized the administration's direction. Rubio expressed deep concern that Mattis's departure signaled 'a series of grave policy errors which will endanger our nation, damage our alliances & empower our adversaries.'
- Mattis didn't like his nickname, but in truth, he was a huge war monger and even made videos bragging about his prowess at war.

Marco Rubio as Rex Tillerson

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Rex Wayne Tillerson 1952 3/23 Energy executive (Exxon CEO), former diplomat, 69th U.S. Secretary of State
Wayne Tracker

- Marco Rubio refused to call Vladimir Putin a 'war criminal,' despite grilling former secretary of state Rex Tillerson over the same issue in 2017.
- The War Cabinet: The key players behind President Trump's expansive use of the U.S. military.

Marco Rubio as Bibi Netanyahu

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu 1949 10/29 Prime Minister of Israel
Bibi

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Marco Rubio as Bibi Netanyahu

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu 1949 10/29 Prime Minister of Israel
War machine
Image from The New Republic Rubio warmonger

- Marco Rubio Is Not the Adult in the Room. He’s the Warmonger.
- Every single senator eagerly confirmed their former colleague to be secretary of state, but he is not at all the moderating force that they thought he’d be.

Jim Carrey as Bibi Netanyahu

Very	Evil
Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu 1949 10/21 Prime Minister of Zionist Israel	James Eugene Carrey 1962  1/17 Trickster

Jim Carrey as Bibi Netanyahu

James Eugene Carrey 1962  1/17 Trickster	Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu 1949 10/21 Prime Minister of Zionist Israel
Alive but still dead

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Marco Rubio as Jim Carrey

Marco Antonio Rubio 1971 5/28   Secretary of State. attorney	James Eugene Carrey 1962 1/17 Trickster
Jimmy-Gene the String Bean

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